Sunday, December 16, 2007

Help!!! Jamie's (Still) Trying to Kill Me!!!

Oh, my Gosh! I'm in a closet in the cafeteria of LabCorp! (BTW: It's Onix here!) Anyway, the closet door is locked and Jamie is trying to get in and squeeze my head off. . .or whatever. You want me to tell you what she wanted to kill me for??? Okay, here goes: (Even if you didn't want to know!)

So, we're sitting in class-Ancient History (Boring *YAWN*) to be exact-and I am trying to get a note to Jamie without Mr. Whittaker seeing. So, I tell the girl beside me, Lindie, go tell Ross to tell Carlen to tell Tika to get it to Jame. Well, wouldn't you know that by the time it gets to Carlen, Mr. Whittaker has spotted it. Since we're all at the back of the room, it takes him some time to get back there. So I'm waving my arms and all, trying to get Carlen's attention to 'RIP UP THE NOTE'! And she can't read lips worth a dang, so Mr. Whittaker is about to read everything I wrote about that kid that Jame has a slight crush on: Gabriel. Well, Whittaker gets back there and grudgingly takes the note, opening it out of the intricate folds while heading back to the front of the room.
"Class!" he says in his butler-like voice. "We seem to have a couple of rule perpetrators! They were passing notes! But I don't think that Carlen is responsible! Let's see, shall we? Who wrote this note?!"
I refused to stand up, all my muscles straining against my brain.
"If whoever wrote this doesn't stand up, I'll open it and read it to the whole class, regardless of what it says!" Whittaker continued.
I didn't believe him. He was too much of a fuddy-duddy to read an embarrassing note to the WHOLE ENTIRE CLASS. (Jamie put that in Caps Lock.) So I stayed in my seat.
"Three! Two! One! Okay, here goes!
Dear Jame,
Hey Gurly! I just wanted to tell you something about. . ."
I shot up out of my desk, banging my knee on the metal,"Okay, OKAY! You don't have to read it a out loud! I stood up!"
"Oh, no! You didn't stand up when I said to, so I'm reading it anyway! Okay, continuing on:
that Gabriel kid that you said you have a crush on. I think he likes you, too. And by the way, no he doesn't have a girlfriend. I asked one of his best friends. . ."

And that's the way the cookie crumbled. Gabriel's face was blood red, Jamie's face was blood red, and I was in such shock that he read it that I couldn't move a muscle. Now Jamie wants to kill me! Hold on a minute

Okay I'm back. Had to get a mop off of me that fell when I switched the laptop to my left leg. Uhm. . .what to say now??? Not much I guess. Maybe when I get out of here Jamie or JAx will post later. But anyway. . .Byez!
Onix!!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Haaay Y'all!!!!

Ay bay bay!!!! LOL that's all I've been hearing today since we got home from practice! Guess what??!! We've had almost a week off from practice! We've been off since. . .well, from last Monday to today. Wow! More than a week! Know why??? We won 1st at the competition!!! OMGosh! We get to go to France's Nationals!!! OMGosh! We were sooo excited! But our JV got second. . .but they're still going, too! That'll be awesomeness, too!
Ahh, what to say now. . .Oh yeah! I kind of have a. . .crush on a guy at school. His name's Gabriel. I won't give his last name, though, cause somebody would go and search him on the WhitePages or MySpace or whatever. But anyway, he has snowy-looking skin, pale-ish dark brown hair, and the most beautiful blue eyes. He's shorter than me, though. I've heard he has a girlfriend, but I don't really believe those rumors, because he flirts with me all of the time! I don't think he try to make it obvious that he's flirting, he just does it, and it's noticeable to other people, too. Like, all Onix and Si have talked about is how he 'Loooves me'! They are starting to get on my freaking nerves!!! ( They just called me a moron and an imbecile. Loserz! :-] )
Uhmmm. . .what to say now. . .oh yeah! To get Angel<3lane>
Not much else I think I need to type about, soz I let you go!
♥ Eimaj Tnoseb ♥

Saturday, November 24, 2007

I am Sooo Tired!

Hey it's Siron. Jame wanted me to type for her cuz Torrence is making her run on one of those dumbo treadmills again. I can't see what I'm writing so I'm going to switch colors, kk? There, that's better. I didn't know neon yellow was so bright against white! Of course, I should suck it up and type anyway b/c yellow and black looks like, so good together but I don't give a rat's tail. Ow, SHOOT A MONKEY'S TAIL! Dangit! Stupid compuetr shocked me! Sheeeeep! Dadgumit! Okay, maybe I'll be alright.
Soooo. . . .what did she want me to type about??? OH yeah-we went to that competition and got 1st place. We didn't have any falls or injuries. I thought that was really good! But we had a pep rally Lundi morning and almost everything hit. In the very first opening stunt, Laurel Streep's group fell and they just let her hit the ground. Everyting else was fine until the toetouch 3 to a tuck lineup for the cheer. We all did our toetouch 33 to a tuck and then went on through the routine, and then Jamie noticed our main base crying and holding her right hand when we came off of the mats. I asked her what was wrong, and she said nothing. I left her alone. The next day she came to practice and told our coach that her hand was broken in two places, and all of her fingers were broken. How she did that we can't pinpoint, but we think it was during the toetouch 3 tuck. Stupid girl, she can't even do a simple series. . .
Well I guess I've typed all I can for today. Jax needs the computer now.

Bye. . . .
♥Siron♥

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Hi everybody!

I am so so so sorry I haven't posted in such a while! Seriously! I've been really busy, Plus, it's really kinda easy to forget about posting. But anyway, things have been going good here at LabCorp. Jax has been staying away from us less, but he's still acting strange. (He just called me strange. How funny. . .) I don't know what's up with him. IDEA! Maybe, he is thirsty for blood, like in vampire books, ya know? Yeah, maybe that's it! I'll ask him hold on..................................................yep. That's exactly what it is. He said that he's staying away to keep from biting us. I hope we can escape here one night so he can attack something else and not us. He'd probably not be able to overpower any of us, but just to be safe, we're all being aware of everything that happens.
Cheerleading at the school has been really fun. We're learning new stunts and all of that. Siron's a backspot, Onix is a flyer, and I'm a base. In case anyone doesn't have a clue what those are, you can go to: www.cheerwiz.com for the information on everything. Onix is a really good flyer. She can do all sorts of stuff. She's real flexible. There's this one thing, called a Chin-Chin (there's a picture on cheerwiz.com) where you put the top of your shoe under your chin, and hold it there. (It's kinda like...I dunno, just go find it on Cheer Wiz.) But Onix can do it, and it's totally awesome looking! Siron and I are in her stunt group, and we're with another girl named Lacee. She think she's the most awesome base in the universe. But I know better than to say anything. . .even though I'm the best base in the universe. Lol, j/k j/k. Lillix told me to tell all of you who read her blog that she's sorry that she hasn't posted in a while, too, and that she's going to post today.
So anyway, we have a competition Samedi, the Dix-Sept (Saturday, the 17th.) And if I may say so myself, we are horrible. It's like everyone loses concentration when the music comes on. We haven't hit our opening pyramid but about seven out of twenty times, and the opening stunts are a mess. (Except for our stunt group, cuz me and Si are like, holding the stunt by ourselves!) The tumbling is a mess, if you don't count Onix, Siron, and me. In our tumbling pass, Onix has to do a roundoff three to a back tuck; Siron has to do a roundoff two to a layout step-out; and I have to do a roundoff three to a layout. Those are really hard tricks to do, but we have them almost perfect. Everyone else sucks. No, I'm just kidding! We have some pretty good tumbling on the team. But when it comes to our dance, Oh-My-God! The music is so fast that we can't hit the moves fully without blending them into the next move. You see what I mean? Like if we have to hit a lunge on deux (two) with our hands on our hips, and then turn to the side with our hands on our thighs and our heads looking down on trois (three), it looks like all one motion! Can this week get any worse?! We have Lundi off (but we still have gymnastics,) and the practice the rest of the week!
Okay, I think I've chirped your ears off enough for now. I may write later, so be ready!
Jamie Besont

Thursday, October 18, 2007

God, I'm Paranoid...(shiver)

Hello again...Onix and I are hre alone in our room. They took Jax and Luna and Siron to testing in another cirt. We played this creepy game with She-Who-Must-Not-Named in it. A.K.A. Miss Exorcist. I wish They would get back. Or some of the guards would come do a check. I'm really scared. So is On. We've got the two TV remotes as weapons, and a couple CDs in case something comes. I've texted a few friends at school saying my 'house is frwaking me out but they said to just stay calm. I guess I'll go to a different subject.
Cheerleading practice is brutal. We ahve to do fifty sit-ups, forty-five push-ups, and five laps around our track. We are learning three dances, two cheers, and a tumbling act, so we're really tired when we come in. One time, I had one of the guards actually bring us our food from the cafeteria.
GTG!
Jamie Besont1

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Ahh, Another Fall Break Day!

Waking up without having to go to school in the mornings feels sooo good! Don't you think?! I mean, you get to stay up all night, sleep in late, play video games, eat breakfast lunch and dinner late, watch TV, read a book without disruption, write in your blog, walk outside in the cool fall air, all that stuff! It just seems so relaxing, doesn't it? It really is, until your stupid Director complains that we're too much of a hassle and locks you in a room with no windows, one door that locks on the outside, no blankets, no pillows, no bed, no TV, no books, no ANYTHING! I hate that man. "Oh, Miss Royale, I'm sure you'll understand! As much as I enjoy having them around all the time. . .poking me in the face and tapping on my shoulder and fooling with my computer controls and. . .arghh! Nevermind that. . .could you please, ehem, let me control their area for a while? Thank you, Miss Royale. Good-by."
And so we are locked in this room. But luckily, I still have a path to the outside world with my laptop. I snuck it in when we were being hustled into this place. Luna ran into the wall because there is only one lightbulb in here, and now she has this big bruise on her forehead. I feel bad for her. Jax is. . .I don't really know where Jax went. But I think he's trying to avoid us. I don't know why, but sometimes he gets like that, and then it just passes. I don't understand. Siron and Onix are playing chess with two of the floor tiles. I iced them over for slickness and they created their own chess pieces out of chunks of ice. Siron's are of course, yellow, and Onix's are. . .red I think. Not sure. I'm typing on here and searching YouTube.com. That JJ Ride person is really getting on my nerves. And the people who commented on his board just to make him feel better saying: "It's none of his business!" "Yeah, you live how you want to!" I think he's a deranged idiot! He should keep his mouth shut and his ears, eyes, and mind open to the world before he thinks he can have a say in anything! I may only be seventeen, but I've been through a whole lot more in my life than he has in his!
Well, I can hear footsteps in the hall, so I'll cut the post short here. I may or may not post later on today, but either way, TTYL.
Byez,
eimaJ tnoseB

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

God, I'm Mad!

Okay, I'm typing in Siron's yellow today. I am so freaking mad at this dumb JJ Ride kid. His blog doesn't even make sense! First he says he's that star quarterback, then he says he goes by unnoticed, then he says his passes are perfection, then he says he doesn't get much playing time because he's the rookiw quarterback! What is up with him?! Oh yeah-now he's got a voice in his head. What an idiot! I'm cereal. (Serious. It's something Jax, Siron, Luna, Onix, and I made up.)
Onix, Si, and I made the cheerleading team! I thought that was pretty cool! We have practices four and three days a week. The practices are going to be hard, but we'll probably win competitions!
Jax says I obsess over too many things. He's sitting here watching me type. Now that I've vented, he says, I'm more approachable. HEY! Jax! I punched him arm. I told you guys he's a vampire, yeah? If I didn't, SURPRISE! He is!
Ahh, well. Not much more to type about. Oh yeah-our Fall Break is this week! Cool huh? We're out today through Friday! Yay! A five day weekend! WOOT!
See you ppl laterz!
Jamie Besont!