I Got a Book and We're on House Arrest

Did I mention how much I hated Torrence Royale, our boss??? If not, lemme put it into perspective for yaz: I HATE HER WITH A PASSION!!! Ahh, that feels better. Hold on a minute, Siron just fell out of her bunk. It'll take a bulldozer to lift her back up. . .ya, that was some work. (Riiight.) Well anyway, I hate Torrence. Lemme explain it to yaz:
Luna talks to the Director again, and persuades him to let us go to a bookstore to get me the book Eclipse, by Stephenie Meyer. (By the way, loved it!!!) We get back, and Torrence is on the phone and wants to speak to us. We answer it in our rooms and we get a two-hour long scream/speech about how we shouldn't mind-control her workers!!! (Who knew Luna could do that???!!! Dum da dum dum, DUM! Haha.) We say it'll never happen again, and right before we get off of the phone with her, she says,"Oh, I forgot: You're on house arrest! For eight weeks! Nothing, nothing, nothing you do can change my mind! If my expirements won't behave as they are required, we will make them. No matter what!"
Do you know how long two weeks is?! I do! Two months, practically! I can't believe this! (Oh yeah, and you people are welcome to voice your opinion about Eclipse!!!) Luna just said that she wants to rip Torrence's head off. You know what? I'd like to witness that. . .then lie about it! Luna's the one who got us into trouble in the first place! (Don't say a word to her about that!)
Now, I will be quiet about my personal behavioral issues and discuss one of the best authors of our time: Stephenie Meyer. I have read every book in the Twilight series. If I do say so myself, and I do, those books are the best that I have ever read! If everyone that reads has read it, I think we can all gladly say this to you, Miss Meyer, WRITE ANOTHER BOOK! HURRY UP!!!!! (please??)
Ha ha ha. Aren't I funny? (Not really???) Whatever. Who asked you anyway?! (Oh, I did?!) My bad.
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Well, I can't write anymore, Luna says the guards are coming to take us to dinner. I am so hungry. They're serving dinner late b/c of our punishment. God, I hate Torrence!
I wish you all good luck, Byez!
Jamie Besont!